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Archive for October, 2006


Wise Words from Weird Al

I never thought I’d get any spiritual gleaning from a Weird Al song, but I think I have. The song is called “Don’t Download This Song.” You actually can download it for free here or here. You can also see the video here, here, here, here, or here.

Anyway, in the song, he says:

You’ll start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbin’ liquor stores
And sellin’ crack
And runnin’ over school kids with your car.

Ridiculous, right? The sad thing is that I’ve heard very similar logic from prominent leaders in Christianity, not about illegal music downloading, but about many other things that are not even sin. Just a thought.

And you should go download that song, because it’s hilarious :-)

Contemplating the Fly in Our Holy Water

I found this post on Wade Burleson’s blog today. The original post was by Paul Littleton of Faith Baptist Church, Sapulpa, Oklahoma and can be found here.  I’ve definitely been guilty of getting caught up in the less-than-essential debates of the Christian faith.  This really made me think:

“I was talking to a friend recently who told me an interesting story about the fall of Constantinople and the Byzantine Empire to the Ottoman Turks. I’ve done a little research and haven’t been able to confirm the story historically, but even if it is nothing more than legend it makes a profound point. [It’s possible that the point is even stronger if the story isn’t true since that would mean that people tell this story for the explicit reason of shaping ideas and behavior rather than just relating some interesting history]

It’s said that while the Ottoman Turks were breaching the walls of Constantinople the people were inside debating a theological issue. The question was this: ‘If a fly lands in holy water, does the fly make the water unholy, or does the water make the fly holy?’

Meanwhile, the Turks invaded and overthrew Constantinople raping and pilliging the city. One fact that is historically true is that The Church of Holy Wisdom was soon converted into a mosque.

I often think that the evangelical church, and my denomination in particular, is busy debating things that may in fact have some limited theological value, but we do so to the neglect of much weightier issues around us. The North American continent is one of the very few places in the world where Christianity is on the decline. Meanwhile we debate whether or not we can cooperate in missions and education with people who might pray in tongues in private, whether we show enough gratitude to denominational leaders of the past and present and whether a person who drinks alcohol without getting drunk has committed an unholy act. It should be no surprise if we get sacked by an army of Turks.”

…And the Obvious Happened

WFAA Channel 8 in Dallas has reported this story on their website.

Well, they did it. SWBTS yesterday passed a resolution that states: “Southwestern will not knowingly endorse in any way, advertise, or commend the conclusions of the contemporary charismatic movement including private prayer language. Neither will Southwestern knowingly employ professors or administrators who promote such practices.”

From the article:

Patterson said he defends the right of other Christians to believe in speaking in tongues.
“But don’t wear a Yankee uniform when you play for the Mets,” he said.

Therein lies the problem. Dr. Patterson sees Christians that speak in tongues as playing for a different team. He says that he defends their right to believe in speaking in tongues, but his very public actions oppose them in every way.

The really sad thing is that the secular media is reporting this. Did Jesus say, “They will know that you are my disciples by your bickering and division over things in Scripture that you only think you can prove?” Obviously not.

Be sure to read Wade Burleson’s take on all of this.  He is a very insightful brother who has been in the middle of much of this controversy.

Theological Conformity Among Baptists

Where do I begin? Well, if you don’t know about the IMB policies that have been passed regarding private prayer languages, check out Wade Burleson’s blog. Basically, the trustees of the IMB passed a resolution that new candidates that have a private prayer language (tongues) will not be appointed as missionaries. Wade has been in the middle of it all trying to exhibit the character of Christ and get the trustees to be true to the Scriptures (and suffering much ridicule and character assassination in the process). You should read Michael’s commentary on the IMB controversy.

Fast forward a few months to August 29, 2006, where Dwight McKissic, member of the Board of Trustees at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary (SWBTS) preached at the chapel service for the seminary. The complete text of his message can be found here. He mentioned in the sermon that he has a private prayer language and referenced the IMB’s policy by saying, “It’s tragic in Baptist life when we take a valid, vital gift that the Bible talks about and come up with a policy that says people who pray in tongues in their private prayer lives cannot work in certain positions.”

This has stirred up a lot of strife in Baptist circles, especially within the leadership of SWBTS. There’s a lot of information on the web about all of this, but I wanted to point out the most recent developments:

While I don’t personally speak in tongues, I’m seeing more and more of a real problem developing where theological positions are being forced into conformity among Southern Baptists. It makes me sad. There are so many other issues that should be on the front burner.

My heart aches for all of this. I really don’t know what else to say.

Who Should Be Our Model?

Just a quick thought that occurred to me last night:  some people (including myself at times) strive more to be like John the Baptist than Jesus Christ.  What do you think?